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No printer? No problem. These Elite Merchant Scouts hold a Chonk Merchant license and sell printed Chonks. HQ doesn't sell prints itself, so this directory is the place to start.

Every shop here is run by an active Elite Merchant Scout who chose to be listed. Orders, prices and shipping are between you and the merchant.

Dunk, Gingerbread Chonk, 3D-printed

Merchant directory

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The directory opens as Elite Merchant Scouts opt in. Until then, ask in the Discord whether a Scout near you prints Chonks.

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Listings are opt-in for active Elite Merchant Scouts only. When a membership lapses, the listing comes down.

Become an Elite Merchant Scout

Elite Merchant Scouts get the files plus a Chonk Merchant license, which adds the right to sell physical prints. You can also opt in to a listing on this page.

What a listing shows

Shop name
Yours
Region
Where you print
Ships to
Where you post
Link
Your shop
Photo
One of your prints

To be listed, ask in the Discord.