Meet the
Chonks
Low, loaf-shaped little dragons with strong opinions. GoodChonk HQ documents every one: what it is, how it behaves and how to print your own.
Recently documented
The newest files in the registry. Open one for the full entry.
How to read a file
Every Chonk is filed the same way, so you can size one up at a glance.
Family
What kind of Chonk it is. Body plan, not personality.
Nature
What it's made of. One or two per Chonk.
Vibe
Its temperament. Every Chonk has exactly one.
Grumpy
Sassy
Chompy
Zippy
LoafySome Chonks only turn up on expeditions
Field logs from the Mosswood Expedition: the variants the Scouts found out there, what they were doing and what got composted.
FOUND #C26 Oke, #C29 Mort, #C27 Mimi, #C28 Scud
Read the Mosswood logsNo printer? No problem.
Licensed Elite Merchant Scouts print Chonks and sell them. Find one near you and bring a specimen home.
Printing your own?
The files live on Patreon, built to print clean at home. Chonk Collector covers personal printing. Chonk Merchant adds selling rights.